This is a really fun satirical piece, isn’t it?

I guess it doesn’t matter too much, FSE is an alpha product, it’s not even visible to new users of WordPress, isn’t it?

But I thought FSE invented editing of website footers, and prior to fse every WordPress website in the world had the same uneditable footer, is that not the case?

Anyway, the problem is just those silly laggards not adopting the future of WordPress and getting left behind again. That’s the real issue, isn’t it?

Anyway, I think a lovely name would be “Cosmic”. If that name is chosen, I want to be recognised as a contributor please.