In reply to Rarst.

I don't have mixed feelings at all, people that want to do JS app style sites should use ghost not wordpress. The most basic element of a wordpress themes is to trigger wp_head and wp_footer on every page load, something that do not make any sense in the case of this kind of themes.
Currently if a user installs this theme, he is going to run to complain to 90% of the plugin authors about their plugins not working.

The other alternative is to make a different section in the directory for "one page apps" which is what this "theme" actually is.